He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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