I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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