Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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