She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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