yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize