Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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