Define "chronic" masturbator.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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