can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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