seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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