White coat. Heels.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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