Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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