clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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