11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You made out with two different species that night
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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