Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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