Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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