I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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