He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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