meet me or not, i'm out of control
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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