You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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