Already got asked if we're dating
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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