Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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