she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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