So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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