I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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