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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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