Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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