she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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