Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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