I wanna bring you to show and tell
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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