the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!