Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together