My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.