The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We are two peas in an std pod
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way