I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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