mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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