the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Randomize
