omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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