dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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