When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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