dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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