Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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