Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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