What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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