And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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