the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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