Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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