I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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