but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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