Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
