I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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