I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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