hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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