Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
two words: eviction party
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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