Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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