Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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