jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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